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Tuesday 8 June 2010 at 7:00 PM

Division Two

WWF-UK	4	V	4	Real Kebab FC
Andy Clements (2) Iain Taylor Tim Dyke				Darren Burr (3) Andrew Fox

Played

Squads

Andy Clements 9
Midfielder

David Southern 9
Defender

Dave Tickner 9
Midfielder

Iain Taylor Man of the match

Tim Dyke 9
Goalkeeper

Christopher Clark 9
Defender

Giles Bartlett 9

Daniel Joseph Adams 8
Striker

Jody Earnest Gillett 9
Defender

Ben Trinder 8
Striker

Stevie Bradley 4
Midfielder

Davey Hull 8
Midfielder

Darren Burr Man of the match

Ollie Wilkins 8
Midfielder

James "Paper Plate Face" Andrews 8
Midfielder

Andrew Fox 8
Midfielder

Sam Collins 8

Match Reports

WWF 4 vs 4 Real Kebab

Pretty uninspiring stuff. The Pandas played with the look of a grumpy old man who-d lost all his teeth and been given a Wurther-s Original to suck for dinner. We did go into a 3 goal lead, but lost it with our shape. Effort wasn-t lacking for the most part, Iain played pretty well and so did Andy - a toss up between them for Man of the Match. Moan of the Match was more hotly contested. I-m sure we-ll get our spirit back after a month off and a world cup to enjoy...

Cheers Kebabs, a good comeback. Well played.

Englands world cup preperations had to take a back seat last night as two goliaths of division three took center stage and most of the back pages of the red tops.

there was one question on the lips of the purists last night and that question was "Has Darren Burr come out of the closet yet?". This question along with many others remained unanswered last night but the football was generally lacklustre but at times sublime.

Much has been made recently of Fabio Capello giving a fair few of the Kebab players a "Wallcot" but the elephant trunk on a skewer boys put the telephone calls behind them and paraded around the manordrome with enthusiasm and aplomb.

After a solid start and some good possesion WWF caught us on the break and got past the last line of defence only to come up against a keeper who had lost the use of his upper limbs. Dadams put in a sterling effort for a man with an alergy triggered my skin on leather contact. His feet flung this way and that before the WWF frontline finaly burst the net. This happened once more before the kebab changed the lineup and managed to pull one back.

At half time the bab found themselves 3-1 down but heads didnt drop and further commanding possesion led to several openings being spurned before scoring a second to make it 3-2. With the Rik Waller Thigh on a stick brigade breathing heavily down the necks of the wwf lead they capitulated and conceded another to make it 4-2.

Down but not out the kebab battled hard to find a third and deserved it when they finally notched to make it 4-3. this led to a nervy final ten minutes which could have seen either team grab the points. WWF became overun with the Kebabs runners from the back and lost there shape as Dazzler smashed in the equaliser from the edge of the box.

This game will never be known as El Classico but the purists enjoyed this one.

Great game all in all well fought all over the pitch.

Good luck to WWF

PLAYER RATINGS

Donald Goalie
Solid ankles from the cheese monger. Unlucky with a couple of the goals but remains Kebabs 5th choice keeper

PPF
The Aruna Dindane of the Manordrome, No one seems to want him yet keeps getting games. Solid display capped off with his plans to open the uks first ladyboy strip club. Cute!

PC Wavey
Great allround performance working hard at the back and getting forward when possible. Rumours abound that Wavey has a uni-directional bezzel?

Watkinsisawilkins
Great energy from the lil chap. A never say die attitude coupled with the looks of Plug from the beano will get this lad far.

Le Ginge
Fired up for his first appearance for the bab in a while. Was dissapointed not to be touched by the oppo defence in intimate places. Now combines the role of Real Kebabs official Ginge with being a layabout, a tough workload but we believe in you Dazzler

Bent Rinder
Still suffering from birthday antiques at the weekend and was clearly still sickened by Dwellers gayness. Felt threatened but needs to be honest with himself. Solid display for the Centurian.

Foxy/ie
Still lacking in a nickname other than the lazy extension of his surname. red mist came and went periodically. Was a handfull for the defence and topped off a reassuring performance with a Cola at the pub. Must improve his ability to carry I.D.

Gildo
Astonishingly talented yet still to deliver on that early promise. Frustratingly brilliant and awful in equal measure the kebabs talisman is having a mixed season. Looks emotionally drained and reports in the press of him wearing a rug are untrue.

Sam Collins
Started the game by pissing in full veiw of all three pitches. Bursting with confidence and bags of energy. let down by his team mates on many occasions but never let his head or work rate drop. Took over from Robbo as the only man trying.

Bladders
Up and Down, Up and Down...is not how you would describe this performance. Lead the line well and deserved a goal. Fitness levels have improved and Bladders is now able to walk to his car unaided after games. Yet to see the best of this rough diamond.

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